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Yes, this is
the Prophet Muhammad, all right...

And this is the future of
Europe. Congratulations, Pierre. |
Good news for all you
Western Muslims who feel like you're under persecution for your
faith - particularly those holding signs that say something like "kill
anyone who denies that Islam is the religion of peace." It
turns out that you don't have to put up with all the stress and
strain of changing your host country into a Muslim country after
all.
It seems that there are already places in the world called "Muslim
Lands." You've heard this term before, and probably used it in
a sentence. For example, "you infidels have no business being
in our peaceful Muslim lands."
Too much press freedom keeping you up at night? Not a problem
in Syria, where you'll sleep like a baby.
Someone hurt your feelings by wishing you a Merry Christmas?
Hey, folks like that go headless in Saudi Arabia.
Teenage daughter picking out the wrong boyfriend? Just take
her to Iran and pick out a rock.
Of course, if you'd prefer to stay here and enjoy the robust
economies, political rights, intellectual liberties, freedom of
expression, civil protections, and the benefits of open and
accountable government that Judeo-Christian societies offer, then
you might consider redirecting your energy into encouraging the
Islamic world to adopt these principles as well.
Who knows, maybe someday Muslim countries might actually become
places where Muslims want to live.
Go back to the List of Islamic Terrorist Attacks
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