Islamophobe (is-slahm-o-fohb) - A non-Muslim who knows
more than they are supposed to
know about Islam.
Islamophobia is an allegedly
irrational fear of losing life
or liberty to Islamic rule merely because the laws, sacred texts,
and traditional practices of Islam demand the submission of culture,
politics, religion and all social expression. It tends to
afflict those most familiar with the religion while sparing the
more gullible.
Unlike Infidelophobia (Quranically-inspired
hatred and fear of non-Muslims - see 4:101),
Islamophobia doesn't involve
dead bodies, but rather bruised Muslim feelings, which - according to the teachings of the faith
- are far
more important than the lives of infidels.
The word "Islamophobia"
literally means a fear of
Islam, but since Allah himself "throws terror into the hearts of
disbelievers" (Quran 8:12) it is used more often in
reference to the
rejection of Islam.
In Muhammad's day, rejection was
treated with a practice known as "beheading" (which, oddly
enough, results in more fear). Since this is now
impractical outside of the Muslim world, the condition of Islamophobia is best
addressed by means of prevention. Such preventive measures
include taqiyya, political correctness and censorship.
The fact is that when Islam checks in,
a lot of folks wind up checking out... permanently. Therefore
Islamophobes are a pretty broad group.
Islamophobes include:
Hindus,
Christians, and
Jews who don’t want to be forced into a political system that
treats them as third-class citizens. (Islamic
teaching)
Atheists
who want the freedom to live openly and challenge
religious orthodoxy in the public spherre. (Islamic
teaching)
Women
who don’t want to be draped in black bags. (Islamic
teaching)
Heterosexual males who prefer not to see women draped in black
bags. (Islamic
teaching)
Drinkers
(this one's
important). (Islamic
teaching)
Artists
(not quite as important). (Islamic
teaching)
Historians
who don’t want to see priceless manuscripts and books burned just
because they disagree with the Quran.
Homosexuals
who don’t want to be beaten to death. (Islamic
teaching)
Anyone
else who believes that
consenting adults
should not be killed or tortured over sexual practices. (Islamic
teaching)
Dog lovers. (Islamic
teaching).
Animal Rights activists and anyone else who is opposed to the
cruel and unethical treatment of animals. (Islamic
teaching)
Mothers
who don’t want their daughters killed over a man’s “honor.” (Islamic
teaching)
Females who want to keep their clitoris.
(Islamic
teaching)
Intellectuals who value freedom of conscience and public
dissent. (Islamic
teaching)
Anyone believing that the value of a
person's life is not determined by their religious beliefs.
(Islamic
teaching)
Feminists
who believe that women should not be made subordinate to men by a
religion which openly insists that females are the intellectual and
legal inferior of males. (Islamic
teaching)
Anyone
else who objects to a religion in which a
woman’s identity is defined by her relationship to a man.
(Islamic
teaching)
Secularists who belief in the separation of government and
religion.
(Islamic
teaching)
The
left-handed (Islamic
teaching).
Liberals
who don’t believe that culture and moral values should be
established by a state-sponsored religion. (Get past
The
Religion Barrier)
Conservatives who believe in preserving the Western heritage
responsible for the civil freedom, political liberty and economic
success which has attracted the flood of immigrants from Muslim
nations, where such values are conspicuously lacking. (Islamic
teaching)
Muslims
who would like the freedom to
leave
Islam. (Islamic
teaching)
And many more...

The Religion of Peace offers a little something for everyone.
"What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a
religion
if the activities or teaching of that religion are so
outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights
that they deserve to be intensely disliked."
Rowan Atkinson